Whack-a-Trump
He keeps popping up. Bonk him. Cabinet goons are bonus points — but leave Lady Liberty alone.
Rump Hunt
The emperor has no clothes, and now he has wings. Pelt him with tomatoes, pies, subpoenas or water balloons. Gold toilets and the Files are bonus.
Turd Snake
He eats turds. His diaper grows. Don't crash into the wall he built.
Pac-Rump
Shred the evidence and chase down the Files — until the indictment drops and they come for him.
Hormuz Sweeper
He closed the Strait of Hormuz with a post. Sweep the mines, plant MAGA hats, and watch gas prices climb while you think.
Tariff Wall
Bounce your money through a wall of 145% tariffs, catch the TACO, then hit the man hiding behind it.
Flappy Toupee
The hairpiece has made a break for it. Flap between the gold towers — don't let it land back on his head.
Cabinet Invaders
Row after row of cabinet goons descend on the Constitution. Lady Liberty fires back with subpoenas.
Truth Social Tetris
Every falling block is an all-caps post. Stack them up and the community notes them into oblivion.
Tariff On, Tariff Off
He announces tariffs. He un-announces tariffs. Remember them all before the DOW crashes.
Mar-a-Lago Mini Golf
Nine holes of boxes, gold toilets and a pool. He shoots a 1 every hole. His caddy has very busy feet.
Sharpie Hurricane Map
The forecast cone says one thing. He says Alabama. Grab the Sharpie and make the hurricane go wherever he claims.
Executive Order Ninja
He's signing executive orders faster than anyone can read them. Slash them in mid-air, but never shred the Constitution.
Golf Cart Asteroids
His 300th golf trip, now in space. Golf-ball his indictments, unpaid bills and fact-checks into smaller and smaller problems.
Ping Pong Diplomacy
Beat Trump at table tennis as the whole world while he tariffs his paddle, rewrites the rules and stamps your points RIGGED.
Cross the Border
Hop the Rio Grande, dodge ICE vans and red tape, and land the jobs at Trump's properties he swears he'd never fill.